One day Hobo began to wonder where on earth Internet is always on Friday nights, stay for a couple hours and is always coming home with a good mood. The next night, Hobo decided to secretly monitor the mystery by following him.

Hobo followed him couple streets and followed until Internet went through the door. He took the door in his mind. When Internet came home, Hobo asked: "Where were you? Where here did you go, what place is it? "Internet replied sheepishly, that it is the kind of place where you may get good with 10 dollars..

Next day Hobo decided to go alone to watch the place and had saved a bit of money. When Hobo came through the door, he saw fantastic sluts and they wondered what the little Hobo was In such an area. Hobo said that he heard that here you can get good with 10 dollars.Women thinked a bit , so they gave him 10 big macs that Hobo ate and paid.When he arrived home, Internet asked where Hobo has been. Hobo said that he went there in the same place where you can get good with 10 dollars. Internet was absolutely terrified, but Hobo continued his story: "9 went normally but 10th went to licking"

Hobo could not even ideate the mellow
in the sound scored by the cello
although it mattered not.

His ears victimized by the burrow
that made his eyes narrow
on the stringed wood that his eardrums fought.

But that was not his purpose
he then had shifted his focus
to the man sitting to his front.

He then acknowledged the corpus
of young Hampa and his domus
who said with his expression so blunt:

"Young Hobo of the urban place
I wanted to speak to your face
letters and errands will do no justice.

With the community losing it's grace
and the conflicts between the clan states
the current situation for me will not suffice.

I shall proceed to give you the duty
to clean up the doodie
and revive our nation!"

Hobo shaked his mind so moody
he had finally found purpose and beauty
to his unappealing incarnation.

(He then spoke up)

"I find marvellous honor
in your marvelous offer
but would you specify what I must do?"

He knew it wasn't just an order
specially for a nation in such disorder
you can't just piece it together with glue.

Hampa looked back in confidence to his servant
looking back at him, was Internet the Observant
who knew too that Hobo wasn't just another goner.

Looking back at Hobo, whose eyes were fervent
for this offer, where he knew he shouldn't be hesitent
for it would finish his life of being a loner.

Hampa tightened the grip on his cup
(trying to hide his happiness like of a pup)
and smiled slightly before launching his blessing.

"Go fuck some shit up."


and he did, the end ggwpnr

I haven't slept, I feel funny and my head hurts, hell, I'm so numb. Just another beer to soften the headache whist making it even worse the next hour. It's stupid and this is suicide. I'm fk*d. My name is JSnuffMARS and welcome to Jackass! That is, welcome to Toribash! This story won't be about me, it would be about a guy I know, his nick is Hobo.

Now we're fucked up, but it wasn't always the way it is. It wasn't always gay sex and insanity. I met Hobo in middle school. He was that odd out skinny guy with glasses. At first he fit in ok, then, in time he got odd out and became a rebel nerd. He was damn smart, tho. Mostly got all As and he didn't even try much. After 2 years I changed schools and didn't see him for quite a while. I heard that he got involved with computers but I didn't rly care.

When I joined Toribash in April, I wouldn't know that it was him for 3 more months when we got a bit closer and chatted about shiz and that's how we foudn out. We was just random dudes randomly seeking attention in forum but then we decided we wanna get as staff. I became market squid and he gm, them smod and now admin. Getting a GM for him was piece of cake, he's only guy I know who could host bets with no rake and still get full rooms LOL.

After that it all evolved. There's was also guy named Internet, we hanged out with him but then he started to act funny and we were like fck it and he also left himself LOL> Internet was just a random guy like we was but he stayed there and we evolved. Yes we evolved and I'm drunk leave me alone and it was all gibberish, now give me itemz


Lastly: here's random fagart: