Swimming can't be so much of an exercise. If it was - why would whales be so fat?

You are the true lord of the dance, no matter what those idiots at work say.

Haha, great one again, srrwb.

Here's mine:

Stealing a pen from bank doesn't make you a bank robber.

damn... I'm less hardcore than I once thought.

it's silly to think that stripper loves you, corpses can't love.

Mine:
You can't change your nature.
Pull off fly's wings. It's still a "fly", not a "walk". >.>
...I think.

people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling

Boxing rings are square anyway.

those in glass houses shouldn't throw lions

Superglue glues everything, but not the tube it's held inside. >.>

Life's a bitch but you marry one anyway...