Try eating a big bag of warheads in 1 day

#Didn't Realize I was banned


The worst pain is falling on cement and getting a scrape while wearing cotton pants.

That's what you get for wearing cotton pants

... I can't argue there


Only Artesian polyester for me from know on.


I went watch Creed (Aka a spinoff rocky movie)


Best movie of this year


Now I have to just wait for star wars.

Have you guys watched Time Bandits? Its hilarious its from like the 80s and its like a bunch of midgets or... Small people i guess that time travel and rob people and its so funny

EDIT: it has a bunch of the Monty Python guys in it

Wasn't Sean Connery in it?

Haha yes he plays like a king of somewhere i havent finished the movie and it hasnent totally introduced him. I think its Greece

EDIT: nvm he was wearing like Greek armor but there are monkeys and stuff so im guessing it's just a fictional place

I decided to watch that movie flame was talking about till Joe Dirt came on

Lol what even is Joe Dirt? I saw it on Crackle (?) I didn't watch it but it looked kinda funny

The plot is that a Redneck is looking for his real parents, and has to go on a wacky adventure to find them