Post your favorite film quotes with the film that they're from.

Lets show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown-Ghostbusters

Fuck yo couch (Randomguy's avy)

"That's funny, cos me and Carlito man, we're boys now. That's right, we're tight."
"You haven't been tight since your brother fucked you in third grade."

- Crank

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!-Superbad

That's off the fucking chain! - Hot Fuzz

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the "F" word?
Cartman: What? Jew?
Kyle: No, not Jew! He's talking about "fuck"! You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck.
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
[Cartman pulls out a bullhorn]
Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS? MR. Garrison.
Stan: Holy shit, dude.


South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

"Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double-dare you motherfucker, say what one more goddamn time."

Also "Oh man, I shot marvin in the face." -WHY THE FUCK'D YOU DO THAT?!" "-I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident."

Pulp fiction, obviously.

"I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."

I has somes

I'm not locked in here with you,You're locked in here with me!-The Watchmen

"Damn The battery is dead." "What do you mean it's dead?" "It's dead" What do you mean" "It's dead it's ceased to exist."-Pineapple Express

"Come on man I'm sick of the forest" "Okay let's go" (car starts and dies) "Let's get out of the damn forest dude" "Okay let's go...No the battery's dead"-Pineapple Express.

"Hey Where are you going?'' "To rub my nutsack on your drumset"-Stepbrothers

"I witnessed you yell at the top of your lungs while holding a bicycle Rape." "I really thought he was going to rape me."-Stepbrothers.

be excellent to each other,

and....


PARTY ON, DUDES!