Original: Ha! AHAHAHA! ...w-wait, you're serious?
Fun: I think being raped by a brick would be funner.
Specific Things That Tick Me Off: The 'spear' is a twinsword placed in the middle of the wrist. The 'shield' is a square. The shield and spear are also actual joints and body parts; this spits upon Noweb's worldbuilder and the grab-able objects. The shield is encroached upon the elbow, making it hard to move your arm. The spear, placed like a sideways twinsword, is hard to stab with; the best you can do is flex your arm and lean forward, hoping you get a glance with the instagib tip.