i almost died when i was a kid because i fell down a waterfall

oh yea I fell into a bonfire once too, and my appendix exploded. I'm pretty lucky =]

When my mother saved me.

So my mom was trying to teach me how to ride a bike.
There also was another kid on a bike.
......
And there was a dog running towards us.
So my mom lifts me up and the dog starts climbing on her to get me.
So after some time, the dog starts going after the other kid instead.
And it bite his head.

If my mother wouldn't save me, my head would have got bitten.

That is so fucked up dude... They are harmless creatures.

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Harmless until it attacked my dog and ate the cabbages in my garden, so, I got revenge for the fallen cabbages. #CabbageLivesMatter

I once walked past a cop

This is me


So yeah, I basically almost got shot

I tripped on a bowl of potato salad and fell in
it's OK tho I have long since forgiven potato salad and we have a beautiful loving relationship now <3

I did anal with my friends once
man i can't walk for like 6 weeks
my first time

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