Originally Posted by
Cataclysm
EPITOME
That's a stupid fucking word. It looks like ep-i-tome. But it's pronounced ee-pit-oh-mee. That confuses me. And why is it like that? Because the people that made the English language fucking HATE ME. And you know who made the English language? ENGLAND!!! But the problem with England is their music sucks! American music is better. The greatest American bands are those
like Black Sabbath, the Eagles, Rush, and Papa Roach. Papa Roach? What kind of fucked up name is that? He's probably all dirty and nasty and stuff...'cause he's a roach. Somebody ought to hit the little bastard with a newspaper or something...OMG newspapers rock! They should put my awesome
texture editing skills in a newspaper. The only problem with newspapers is that they are all bland and boring. That's the total opposite of my personality, which is funny, sensitive, and just generally AWESOME. You know what else is awesome? Your mom, all night long. OMG the night (when I'm not doing your mom) is when I sleep! Sleep is the opposite of wakefulness! Wakefulness is an AWESOME WORD. This is because it combines two words. Wake, which is a part of a funeral (and we all know death kicks ass), and FULNESS which is one l short of fullness, which is the feeling you have after a nice big meal. I LOVE EATING. But even though I eat a lot I'm still really skinny. You know who else is really skinny? Anorexics. Anorexic has rex in it, which is part of T-Rex. T-Rex was a dinosaur, which means "great lizard." You know what else is great?
ME
Yeah, consider this an application for the coleader position in this here org.
EDIT: Just realized blindragon took it. But cmon I'm more random than him...But anyway, how about my own position? "Master of Randomness" And since I am the master of randomness, you will put at the top before the post, in large bold letters: HIDINGWARIOR: MASTER OF RANDOMNESS
It'll look like this:
HIDINGWARIOR: MASTER OF RANDOMNESS
Eh? Eh? Eh?
ANSWER ME DAMN IT!
Last edited by hidingwarior; Jul 12, 2008 at 01:44 AM.