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I have saved us.
Okay guys, so you've all heard that old "Bush did 9/11" conspiracy theory, right? It's totally outrageous. He totally didn't have any ties to the crime. But wait... what if he did?
In light of the upcoming elections, I started thinking why Donald Trump would ever seriously run for our president. He has no diplomatic appeal, very little actual political sway, and is well... frankly stupid. He must have a good reason. Having money to run is not a good reason in the slightest.
So I present to you the reason why Bush was never caught. He didn't pay for a dime of it. Who hates the Muslims? Donald Trump. Who has a lot of money to spare? Donald Trump. It's obvious that Bush convinced Trump to help with his scheme! How else would all this be possible?
Trump funded everything; while Bush sat back, chuckling to himself about how smart he is. After the job was done, Bush put in some nice words for Trump so that later on the line he could be Bush's true successor.
So does this mean that Trump is actually aiming to end this war on terrorism by eradicating all Muslims, or was it all just a ploy to gain supreme power over our once great nation? Only time will tell, and all we can do to stop this atrocity from progressing is praying that God spare us the sins of this corrupt government.

Please post your concerns below, so we can all prepare as best as possible for the repercussions of these actions.

Yours Truly,
Grand Regent Grohenbird.
I think I might be retired.