Toribash
when something light falls onto your toe and it hurts like crazy but theres nothing actually wrong
when you're sitting at a low table, get up and hit your knee against the table. it doesn't hurt that much but the shock makes it so much worse. dunno about everyone else but my knee is sensitive as hell

Apathetic User
When you lie in bed and your phone fails at your face.

Feels like it falls straight through your head into earth's core
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I once had a whole china cabinet fall on my big toe when I was baking up trying to avoid it.... Don't know why I didn't just turn around and walk.