"Its usually pointless to shoot your arrow at a buffalo that is already falling off a cliff."

"It's better to aim your spear at the moon and hit only a rock than to toss your pipe bomb at a cat and hit your uncle Mel's Winnebago."

"By the time the Winnebago is parked on your head, it's too late to buy aspirin."

All quoted from "How To Confuse The Idiots In Your Life" by Ben Goode

"Why buy the pie when the Sly guy tried?"