Alright, this thread is for you to share your daily fail moments.. I've got one from today even.

So I'm walking through school and me and my friend take a shortcut through the theater. It's pitchblack in there and we can't see a damn thing other than our objective: the door. Pretty soon a group of girls comes by and, for some reason, one of them says "Baa". I pause. Then I say "Oh sh*t, it's a sheep!" and take off running (In good humor!). I catch up to my friend and we're about ten feet from the door, when WHAM! Out of the darkness comes the table. I see it at the last moment and attempt to dodge; too late. My left leg connects with the table and chair, I do a barrel roll and end up landing on my knee. LOL. It was great. For a few minutes I couldn't get up 'cause my knee hurt like hell.

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You caught me...

Of the many days that I don't fail (usually 364/365), I happened to fail today:

Just like aforementioned, I was at school, when I am also walking in the hallway. It's the middle of the year, and I am thinking about classes, when suddenly I find myself in another class. I've been sitting there for about 10 minutes, and no one has noticed when the teacher asked me wtf am I. I get up and say "I was just conducting tests. As you were.......peasants...."

I have never failed quite as much as that.

i fell down the stairs twice yesterday

Ironic, your name is MrNinja.. Ninjas do not fall down stairs. They jump down, do a flip or two, and stab someone in the face. All while eating lunch.

my former username was gta3

i remember you, and you're a godawful person.

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The teacher was passing a paper around for the class to see, seeing as I had just woken from a glorious nap, when it came to me I shoved it in my book bag. Later on in the class the teacher asks "Where is that piece of paper I had going around the room?" It got all quiet and I had realized what had happened. I said semi loudly "Oh fail.", facepalmed and took the paper out of my bag and proceeded to pass it around the class.

my fail moment was when i was doing a test and i looked up after i finished a hard problem, meanwhile, our teacher went outside so we had a random teacher come in to make sure we werent cheating..just as i was looking up, the sub said "keep your eyes on your own paper" and i was like ok. and then she was like "actually, i would feel better if you moved over here". so i had to get up during the middle of the test and sit somewhere else. so embarrassed ):

One time In class I believe the begging of this year actually I was taking a nap in home room/1st block and It was half way through the class period. well in my dream I was having the bell had rung and I was still half asleep so I picked up my book-sack and walked out the door without knowing a thing. Then suddenly I looked around and no one is in the hallway. I suddenly heard distant laughing from my home room/1st block. I walked back in and face palmed my selfing saying WoW I fail.