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In the construction of the Great Pyramid, there are approximately 2,300,000 stone blocks weighing an average of 2.5 tons each (they range from 2 to 70) which is said to have been built as a ‘tomb’ (despite no body ever being found in it) in just 20 years. That means installing one block every 5 minutes for 24 hours and day, 7 days a week, non-stop for 20 years. This does not include the cutting and shaping, quarrying, or breathtaking multi-angle precision placements of these megaliths. Within this construction, over 160,000 tons of pink granite were transported from over 800km away. Pulled by ropes and logs? We could not overcome these logistics, or build the pyramid in such a timeframe today.

It’s base is situated precisely along the four cardinal points: North, South, East and West with an average error of only around three minutes of arc which represents an infinitesimal deviation from true of less than 0.015 per cent. The ratio of its circumference to its original height is equal to the value of pi: 3.14, which it is claimed they knew nothing about as it wasn’t ‘discovered’ for another thousand years. The Great Pyramid’s base is at 1:43,200 which is a mathematical representation of the northern hemisphere (which, of course, we are told they knew nothing about). The list of architectural miracles within this construction is extensive, and this isn’t even scratching the surface.

So, we’re expected to believe that a bunch of people using copper, stones, logs and ropes built this with no real understanding of mathematics, architecture, surveying, or any number of sciences which we rely on 100% for the most simple constructions today. They did it at a rate which is far beyond anything we can, even with all our machines, and they did it with a precision which we could not replicate without laser guided, computer controlled industrial equipment. Clearly, we’ve been fed an enormous lie. This was done by a people with knowledge greater than ours, for a purpose beyond our puerile social dictates of materialism and making money. If we understood who did this, when, and why, our entire worldview would change so radically that society itself would transform. And that is exactly why in 2018 we’re still getting taught the same old lies.
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Morgan Freeman wears 2 gold ear rings because they're worth just enough to buy a coffin if he dies in a strange place. It's an old sailor thing apparently.
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Yeah, I only don't like erthtkv2 because of the mod's name. Make it "tkv2," and the mod will instantly become more popular. This is a valid reason as the name of the mod is still an important feature that no one seems to have yet discussed.
Very fun chess facts


Some people play really fast chess. "Chess", but still impressive




Another fun fact: chess players are weird people and we have a 36-page dissertation of a meme opening. The worlds best player has played a variation of it in an online tournament. We call it the Bongcloud Opening, Transvestite Variation Cause you swap the position of the king and the queen.


The current record for simultaneous blindfold games is 48 games at the same time. An illegal move loses the game immediately. He won 35, drew 7 and lost 6 of those games and it took him slightly more than 19 hours to play the games.


We also have weird opening names like the Berlin wall, the Fried Liver attack or the hyper-accelerated dragon.


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