It's no one's fault except for my own... but I just wanted to let you know that at this rate, I will approach 7/10 and very soon, 5/10 on the hotness-scale. I feel as if I have failed in completing my obligations to [Parrot], and I will accept your punishment and banishment if need be. I can no longer be that piece of exotic eye candy that you need me to be. And I can no longer bear being around beauties such as yourselves. I don't deserve the privilege of looking at your butts unsuspectingly as you all turn around, when I myself, am nothing much to look at anymore.