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Tommy's Tree House
Welcome everyone. This is my treehouse. It's a place for me to amuse and be amused by you. Here we will have a lot of fun. Every week I will choose a topic or event and host a mini competition, or something. Might even be every other week who knows. Anyways have fun!



Edition #1:


This is a week to reflect. This weeks goal is to write a poem about rabbits. no limits rules or guidelines. just write from the heart. good luck. winner gets 5K.
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I have a rabbit
He's name is Torn
He's super fat
And he likes popcorn

He have some problems
Which is kinda sad
Cuz when I was 12
I used to kick his head

He's also quite fast
But he hate hairy people
Cuz when I was 13
I shaved his left nipple

He never had a girlfriend
And I feel bad about it
Cuz when I was 14
He got raped and still complain around me

I bought Torn
A nice blue suit
Cuz when I was 15
I only let him sleep in my boot

So Torn is my bunny
And I love him a lot
Paine, Torn said hello
And promissed not to snort

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Nice. I liked it. It made me laugh. nice story. and good character development. You're winning.
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Rabbits, rabbits.

Tomorrow, I saw a rabbit in the woods.
Joyfully digging a hole under a root.
I wondered what it was digging for, so I neared.
Rabbits, rabbits, what I saw.
Next to a mutilated baby corpse, three carrots and a pea!

The rabbit spoke, although I did not understand its rabbitty-language, I answered "Well, well, You said exactly what was in my head."
I saw the rabbit grin, and nonetheless, I repeatedly bashed its skull with a grandfather clock.

Rabbits, always being a fucking pain in the ass.
Last edited by Arglax; Jan 7, 2011 at 12:58 AM.
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Rabbits Rabbits everywhere
Shocked and appalled I grew with fear
So I grabbed the gun from my house
and shot them dead, they squirmed like a mouse
I laughed with there blood on my face
and the last rabbit and I had a little chase
I ripped out it's liver
then tossed it into the river

With all good fun,
I did it all with a gun,
For Tommy's Tree house event
I need the tc to pay my rent.
Originally Posted by TomPaine View Post
Nice. I liked it. It made me laugh. nice story. and good character development. You're winning.

But... It's the only one O.o

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Originally Posted by TomPaine View Post
Nice. I liked it. It made me laugh. nice story. and good character development. You're winning.

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An ode to rabbit;

Oh little rabbit I do ponder, for the reason you hop on yonder.
Never tyring of your hopping beat, beating from your furry feet.
Hop on east, Hop on west. Because you know your hoppings the best.
I would like to hop along too, but I accidentally ran over you.
All your guts I did spill, for you now are road kill.
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