Toribash
I have a clap that will allow you to counter almost everything in the second turn, if you know what you're doing atleast. By the way, shovels are effective but lame as fuck.
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I also do noob claps, but I really like the horse stance

Contract pecs

Contract wrists

Contract abs

Contracts hips

*I think it's called the horse stance
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It gives you an opportunity to counter anything !
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Oh I also think you have contract glutes
Last edited by Lampito; Nov 15, 2015 at 03:33 AM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
i agree on the noob clap alternate with snook and i feel like saying that i tried noob clap with aternation ( i was doing only noob clap before ) as snook talked about and i literally win more, having more position for counter and such.
no u

Horse stance. You can't be lifted, and it's much easier to avoid a DM opener than with the noob clap.
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