then he rekt her

and then he fell asleep.

Then he woke up suddenly and remembered that...

He's late for his meeting with the Czech ambassador.

and said "fuck that" and proceeded to

And then he got a computer virus which turned his computer into a giant Decepticon(A big bad killer robot from transformers).

and fucked him royt in the pussy.

But then a Wild Mewtwo appeared and saved him using his Psycho Cut attack! It's Super Effective!

This Mewtwo's name was therealcj.
Leader of all Mankind.

These sorts of threads aren't allowed/encouraged in Offtopic or really anywhere else in the forum. You can probably get away with it in Toriprime but not here. Sorry.