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See, all of my dismemberments, apart from the first, were used done with one of Uke's body, whereas three of the four you did were done by your body - not Uke's.

Isn't that against the rules? Because I'm sure I can do better if that isn't the case.

EDIT: Tried again, and I don't want the prizes, just tell me where I come.
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comp2.rpl (280.3 KB, 10 views)
Last edited by Gynx; Aug 7, 2009 at 01:48 PM.
collect snots from the nose
What score will this get? :P
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roflsmack2.rpl (98.1 KB, 5 views)
supersmack1.rpl (131.6 KB, 8 views)
Last edited by Ezeth; Aug 7, 2009 at 03:11 PM.
Originally Posted by Gynx View Post
See, all of my dismemberments, apart from the first, were used done with one of Uke's body, whereas three of the four you did were done by your body - not Uke's.

Isn't that against the rules? Because I'm sure I can do better if that isn't the case.

EDIT: Tried again, and I don't want the prizes, just tell me where I come.

Again I am astounded by your fluidity.

Smoothness: 4, Like quiksilvah.
Speed: 6, Definitely faster than before.
Dismemberment's: 4, Yeah you can dm with more than just the part taken, but it doesn't count.

Total: 14/35, That makes you tied for 1st, if you were going for the prizes.

I'll remove your name from the "Podium".

Originally Posted by Ezeth View Post
What score will this get? :P

...>.> You did better on with your second entry, lol.

Smoothness:
roflsmack2 + supersmack1: 2, You still look like a robot on LSD
Speed:
roflsmack2 + supersmack1: 4, You slowed down mah man.
Dismemberment's:
roflsmack2: 2
supersmack1: 1

roflsmack2: 8/35
supersmack1: 7/35

supersmack1 was very cool, roflsmack2 not so much.

Since the three spots on "The Podium" are not filled,
I now declare this competition a PUBLIC competition.
Players outside of Hive clan may now enter.
Please for God's sake, Before you enter,
Read the Rules on the first post!
Last edited by watashime; Aug 7, 2009 at 06:32 PM.
I am neither a sheep, nor am I a lion
Edit (10 years later): Damn, I was an edgy sellout...
Ok, dissapointing :P

trying one more time, i must beat you guys.
Last edited by Ezeth; Aug 7, 2009 at 06:42 PM.
Originally Posted by Ezeth View Post
why did supersmack only get 7/10. Its fast and smooth :O

... Look again closely Ezeth, your head dmed on your leg and it was not by any means smooth.
It was a bit faster, but not much, so maybe... 5 1/2 /10
That still only gets you 8 1/2 /35

I've gone over that replay about 50 times now and I know what I saw, sorry man.
I am neither a sheep, nor am I a lion
Edit (10 years later): Damn, I was an edgy sellout...
This work?
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Beat em bloody.rpl (148.0 KB, 11 views)
Sigma
<apple> Fine, I love you in the gayest of ways.
I'm cool with being tied first. That's my last entry for now.
collect snots from the nose
Originally Posted by Toriboomer View Post
This work?

That is an AWESOME replay Tboomer, but it isn't valid.
None of the dismemberments were made by the part held, lol.
Here is the score any way:

Smoothness: 4/5, I saw you working those legs.
Speed: 8 1/2/10, Greased Lightning
Dismemberment's: 0/20, I lol'd, because it's awesome, but no dm's

Total: 12/35, Awesome replay, maybe Nura can use it for the vid, but useless for this comp.

Originally Posted by Ezeth View Post
ok, faster, smoother, more dismemberments.

Smoothness: 2 1/2/5, I'm giving you half a point more for persistence, I don't think you get what "smooth" means.
Speed: 6 1/2/10, Getting much better, but not quite there yet.
Dismemberment's: 4/20, Nice you topped me.

Total: 13/35 WAY better improvement man, but maybe you should slow down for a bit, you deserve a break.
At least no one's going to get 2cnd now, with out getting 1st as well.

Gynx: Being tied for first with me, heh.
Last edited by watashime; Aug 7, 2009 at 07:38 PM.
I am neither a sheep, nor am I a lion
Edit (10 years later): Damn, I was an edgy sellout...
Im running for the 1st price :P won't give up before i get it, but i won't do more entries today i think. I enjoy making replays for this comp anyways.

and i think it was 5 dismemberments not 4. So that means 14 points.

it was 8 dismemberments total, but 2 of them was when i ripped off the arm, and 1 when i ripped the guy in half at the end, so that means 5.
Last edited by Ezeth; Aug 7, 2009 at 09:06 PM.