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I didn't really understand that. What's a lid? Like the lid on a trash can?
Sorry, I come from Belgium. I know a lot of English (for a 12 year old) but some things I don't understand.
Whatever. Here is a funny pic.
"I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am"[Death Plague] "Light the fuses, BITCHES!"
I LAUGHED
SO HARD
At that pic. xD

"The Lid" was the lid of a coffin.

He walked up the aisle of the church, kissed his dead wife on the cheek and closed the lid of the coffin.

Was his best day ever.
Originally Posted by alert242 View Post
I LAUGHED
SO HARD
At that pic. xD

"The Lid" was the lid of a coffin.

He walked up the aisle of the church, kissed his dead wife on the cheek and closed the lid of the coffin.

Was his best day ever.

O, now I understand xD.

And yes, I laughed hard at the image too.
"I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am"[Death Plague] "Light the fuses, BITCHES!"
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."








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0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
HayZ ~ <3