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Fast and Stylish AFK kills
As the title suggests, post a replay and instructions for a move that kills afk people in multiplayer.
It has to be both cool, and dq them before they are booted. Additionally, state which game you are playing (judo, classic, etc.)

Here's mine:
Hold all
Extend right glute
Contract abs
Right bend lumbar
Contract pecs
Grabby right hand
Space x1
Lower right arm
Raise left arm
Contract left elbow
Left rotate chest
Extend right hip

Attached Files
ThroatSlit.rpl (18.1 KB, 58 views)
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Re: Fast and Stylish AFK kills
Here are a few judo afker moves:


The wuvving hug:
Hold all, contract pecs... old but effective.


Headslap:

Hold all, lower shoulders, contract abs
Space x1
Raise shoulders
Extend hips
Not sure who made that, it might have been Foxie.


A pelvic slam decap, made by me::

Hold all, contract knees and pecs, grab hands
Space x1
Lower shoulders
Extend knees and hips
Space x?
Attached Files
Hug.rpl (7.8 KB, 33 views)
Headslap.rpl (10.4 KB, 32 views)
mp_pelvic_slam.rpl (28.6 KB, 35 views)
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Re: Fast and Stylish AFK kills
The hug is funny, and the "pelvic slam" is good for ppl that miss their first turn.
However, the head slap does not dq in time and would result in a afk kick
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<Ownzilas> 3'2 then
<Ownzilas> Half PID's dick.

Re: Fast and Stylish AFK kills
Arm removal to backflip/handstand

Stay loose

- Contract both pecs
- Extend Abs
Space 1x
- Raise both shoulders
- Extend both knees
- Extend both hips

They'll lose both arms on the first turn and DQ on their second turn. Meanwhile, everyone will be thinking "Zomg he's going to lose to an afk" and then you pull off a cool looking flip and people will be like "oh cool he's like a ninja or something".
Re: Fast and Stylish AFK kills
please post a replay and instructions, not one or the other
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<Ownzilas> 3'2 then
<Ownzilas> Half PID's dick.

Re: Fast and Stylish AFK kills
i use
extend hips
rotate torso left or right
contract pecs... nice slap down that stays within time limit to prevent kick
Re: Fast and Stylish AFK kills
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Attached Files
AFK.rpl (23.6 KB, 24 views)
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Re: Fast and Stylish AFK kills
Nabique, that one's very funny, but not fast enough to beat out a afk kick.

Additionally, everyone please state judo, classic, etc. I can't if and how yours works ian. Did you leave out grabby hands, or what?
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<Ownzilas> 3'2 then
<Ownzilas> Half PID's dick.