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This is a Poem
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Llamas are the best
Ponies are the pest
Llamas do spits
Ponies do shits
Llamas are creative
While ponies are inactive
Llamas socialize themselves
Ponies criticalize themselves
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A very interesting Banter Poem

Thy hast no money on thy cell phone

Bow down Llamas... you shouldn't even enter,
Ponicorns are gonna screw you up, left, right and center,
Better in every single way... kick your asses anyday,
I reallly don't care what you say... spit at us, you're gonna pay,
I really wish I could explain, but you don't have a clue,
We're gonna cause you uber-pain, and beat you black and blue,
So I know what you think... we are just a bunch of hoes?
Well in reality we're pink... ponies dancing on rainbows.
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End of Poem

Soo... When I wrote it I though more about us as toribash players at the start, but then in the last line I emphasized that we are ponies. As for the title, it had to be something totally unique and unrelated to anything so I wrote the first thing that popped into my mind.

LLamas gonna lose,sorry but its Smooth!by marci6(lil' pony)

Oh so fuck you,Llamas doesn't do,
They just suck you,But Ponies make up you!

This is a rap jam,Let's Rape 'em,
It's not a template,Sorry you lose Lame mate.

They shake ass,But don't stress,
It's just a mess,Then throw them in the trash.

My Rap is oldschool,But it's still cool,
Ponies use you like a tool,Llamas looks like a fool.

Thanks,Thanks

Hey im going to enter this ....
Just a question but can i pm my entry to someone or do i have to post it here?

i am 12, what the fuck is this,
i open up toribash then i see this,
a bunch of gay teenagers obsesed over ponies,
were we really invaded by these pseudo /b/ronies,
llammas? ponies? how's this even a battle,
on one side we've got awesome sauce,
the other? death rattles,
haha, but really, do you even stand a chance?
not when all you do is your little gay dance.
if you could make the choice over i know you would
but you know what i'm talkin bout, new you would.
your thinkin "if only i could"
Ponnies? you wish
not when llamas be so good
wait still don't get it bitch
why can't you see
its a little girls show
not fit for TV
why do you spend a minute, watching that show
you'd be spennding better time with a 50 cent ho

Your pretty ponies? More like barbie girls.
Whenever you poop rainbows I just wanna hurl.
Cool llamas don't do that kind of shit,
were not really green, but at least we exist.
Where'd you get the rainbow mane?
Oh, right, your girlfriends dyed it LAME.
Were awesome llamas, men, and nuff said about that.
Were cool llamas, girls, but your ponies are wack!

Edit, Made it 8 lines in order to apply.

Hey ponies you got nothing on us,
don't fly away or you might get hit by a bus.
Just don't worry about the stipulations,
because we're protected by the United Nations.
So touch us and we'll make a call
and then you might have to be in a brawl.
Because us llama's, we are da bomb
you ponies, are from vietnam.
We llama's get all the chicks
while you are crossing the river styx.

~boredlolz~