what the hell is a llama, aint no way in this world
ima let an over grown rotton banana,
beat me. not even in your dreams
its just fact now stand up and scream for the
better lookin ponicorn team. while we step on
the ugly shit, what kinda species,
creature, what ever it is, a llama?..
haha. it looks like a deformed dick.
i mean theres already a goat
a camal, a dear, a llama's just queer.
no girl ever wanted a llama thats just corny.
all girls love to ride on ponies bet that made you horny ;]
ponicorns are it. the llama team should just quit.
~Tadael

Ponies suck and look like rainbow shit.
Betta duck cause a llama is spittin' dat spit,
Llama's Suck tits HAHA, because we're strait, ya know?,
betta go bring yo rainbows to tha noose!
'Cause we gonna mark your grave with a strait ass goose!
We goooonna bring you to tha ground with our llama shroud!
We gonna take away dat rainbow round your dick.
Ponies dun know what the hell a pussy is?
Well les teach em, a lesson, About bein strait. GO!

Im a pony
Bagging Unicorns like they groceries
If you think im phonie?
Then you just don't know me

And all these llamas be ragin
Pressing F5 this page
To just find a new victim
For there trolling flame

But that shit don't bother me
Be cause I erase them like Visine
They oblivious to the facts
Spamming one Sentence like they had atarax

But this is the fact
That ponies will win this match
and they aint no one to stop use
not even my buddy mac

so you can hate all you want
But its just a light to a moth
Or a kid reading upside down
Turn that troll face to a frown

And by the way
It will be a holiday
When we kick you llama ass
Its ganna be a parta

[Poem]
Hey hey I'm Pandastic
You ponies are all plastic
You pink rainbow fags
Four-legged freakin hags

You can't trump us llamas we are all da shitz
For freaking gay ponies you got really small tits
We spit to the left and spit to the right
We'll spit on you and show you our might!

We are teh freakin llamas
We'll rape everyone,yo sisters and yo mamas
Don't worry rainbow midgets if you can't shit right
'Cause all that's shootin' outta your ass is freaking Rainbow light

Now,see little ponies
We're the best in town
Your rainbow powers aren't enough to bring us down
With our spit-to-face attacks,we gon' mess y'all up homies

I'll tell you one last time,we are the best
Stop saying no,you just bein' a pest
Now go run off and get hit by a car
I'll just be here chillin' at the bar

This was a Poem by Pandastic

5min Rap Ftw.

No need to fear: the opponent, the ponies.
They pink in da face and their horns? All phonies.
They sittin in the meadow, chewin grass and dandylion.
We’ll spit in yo face, turn around and we’ll be flyin…
To the competition were we’ll cut you to the ground,
You leader, avwave? Yea, we’ll take him to town!
And these last two lines, they about your ugly hair.
It looks like Chewbacca had sex with a bear.

When the comp time comes, llamas are superior.
We have our own club house with a decked interior.
We come in a whole variety of shapes and colors,
And there’s another plus side cause we’re loved by yo mothers.
The call has been made, the comp, it soon begins.
Already now, our bell, for victory it rings.
So we issue the challenge to take us on, combat and fight,
If you don’t run away first, shuddering at our might.
~Solax

Edit: Marci6 pointed out a rule I missed. The poem now just starts with a Haiku, so whatever

Pestulant pony!
Ridiculous damn rainbows!
Llamas sooth the soul.
Pony rainbows smell of fart,
Love a Llama, have a heart.
Pointless ponies are out of luck!
Ponies plus horns? It doesn't add up!
I wasn't born yesterday,
Clearly must be paper mache.
Live Llama for a life of beer,
stood atop dead ponicorns as their families cheer
"hip hip hooray for this llama right here!
Because who gives a shit about some inbred pony born with a horn but dumb as a sack of bricks amirite"
And they give you beer or something

maybe read this:Must be 8 lines long.

can we write some poem ?
not only one but also two, three... four ?

Rap

Sup Llamas
I have been sleeping whit your mommas
They are always-
-Always making dramas
Hide yourself in shame
So you cant be blamed
Of getting your ass kicked
In the figthing ring.


Sorry for any error my native language is not english.

I need a double cheeseburger and hold the Ponies
Don't be frontin' son 2 llamas on a bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a llama and not a ponie
We need some llamas up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle my nizzle
Extra green on the frizzle
llama my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super fruts
And don't forget the GUTS..