happy new year
person reading this from the future, in a closed board, probably through dead clans:
You are about to face quite an experience, the most abstract and memeful act ever witnessed by toribash, for it is a personal wibbles, a slow transition to delusion, a worrisome tragedy that shan't happen again, this is [ale], this is [cream], this is [mo], this is beautiful, and everyone reading it should appreciate this descent into madness.