Originally Posted by CrazyTaco
Share your favourite joke/prank/whatever here.
Please refrain from posting if you're under 13 because chances are nobody will think it's funny.
Example: Everyone's name sounds funnier if their middle name is Patrick.
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS AWESOME.
Also, I can't post the funniest joke in the world because it was banned in the geneva conventions for being used in joke warfare. <----Anybody knw where this is from?
Last edited by Dynomite; Sep 13, 2011 at 06:01 AM.
Purity Of Essence
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are camping together.
Watson puts the tent up and both go inside, then they close it.
SH: Watson, look at the sky. Don't you notice something strange?
W: Well no Holmes. What is it?
SH: Well, just look at it. What can you tell?
W: Well, I see there are milions of stars, and therefore, there should be millions of planets. That means that there is a chance that there may be a planet like Earth and even living beings in it!
SH: Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!
(That's why they could see throught)
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the cinema, she sits right next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach America claimed her as a new Island.
Watson puts the tent up and both go inside, then they close it.
SH: Watson, look at the sky. Don't you notice something strange?
W: Well no Holmes. What is it?
SH: Well, just look at it. What can you tell?
W: Well, I see there are milions of stars, and therefore, there should be millions of planets. That means that there is a chance that there may be a planet like Earth and even living beings in it!
SH: Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!
(That's why they could see throught)
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the cinema, she sits right next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach America claimed her as a new Island.
Last edited by pusga; Sep 13, 2011 at 05:54 PM.
oh yeah
