Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
I hate niggers
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
eat shit
God:
Colloqual expression. Please elaborate.
Me:
eat turds
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
so do it
God:
Excuse me! Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
you smell
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .

Me:
Hey, sup god
God:
You've got my full attention. Same old.
Me:
Can i has money?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Do what?
God:
has money.
Me:
Cuz it's fun
God:
Why do you like it so much? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
I can buy things with money
God:
Is it a good deal?
Me:
Depends
God:
On what?
Me:
On sales
God:
What is it like on sales.
Me:
IT's... cheap.
God:
What does "it" refer to? Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
Sales
God:
" Thank you for the clarification."? Sales?
Me:
Hell yes.
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Right.
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
So is that it?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No..
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
The "we have something in common part
God:
Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
Me:
So what do we have in common?
God:
Hmm. We like chatting on the Internet.
Me:
Heaven yes.
This is so fun...

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
What is YOUR name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Okay god, well I'm not supposed to talk to strangers
God:
Yeah okay, I am a Christian.
Me:
Even so, I'm not allowed to talk to strangers. And yous eem pretty strange
God:
Ah. Why not? Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
Yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
Suck my cock'
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
Suck it
God:
You humans only think about one thing.
Me:
suck it
God:
You humans only think about one thing.
Me:
i said suck it, bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. What did you mean by it? I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
What is "good"?
God:
The opposite of Evil.
Me:
What is evil?
God:
it is the opposite of good.
Me:
what is the opposite of the opposite of good?
God:
Anti- the opposite of good.
Me:
What is anti-the opposite of good?
God:
The opposite of the opposite of good.
Me:
so what is the opposite of the opposite of anti- the opposite of good?
God:
Er. Anti- the opposite of anti the opposite of good.
Me:
Oh
God:
Next question?
Me:
Will you suck my cock?
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
Please?
God:
Please what?
Me:
Please suck my cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
Please be interested in my anatomy
God:
Thanks for asking politely. OK I will try to be interested in your anatomy.
Me:
Now that you are interested in my anatomy, please suck my cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
You lied to me
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
No you are not telling the truth
God:
Are you serious? That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because god hates me
God:
Good reason. I am a Christian.
Me:
Is jesus up there with you?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
umm.....sure
God:
Dude! OK let's do it. Gee.
Me:
Can I talk to jesus now?
God:
Right now? They are having a private chat right now.
Me:
I want to talk to jesus, you are boring
God:
Why don't you make an appointment.
Me:
Was that really jesus in those south park episodes or was it an actor?
God:
" Why don't you make an appointment."? Was it really jesus in those south park episodes or was it an actor?
Me:
That didn't answer my question
God:
Perhaps your question was not specific enough.
Me:
Was it really jesus in south park?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Who is alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
Who is kris drent?
God:
he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.
Me:
ok
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
Who is god?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
The universe sucks
God:
You are very philosophical.
Me:
Your mom is very philosophical.
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
Oh.
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
oh
God:
Ah.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ah hah
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing
God:
Interesting deduction. I understand your meaning. What do you really want to talk about? You make the world a happier place.
Me:
Interesting deduction. I understand your meaning. What do you really want to talk about? You make the world a happier place.
God:
I've heard that. Good then you can explain it to me. anything. Thank you for your kindness, .
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
suck my cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
I am going to kill you
God:
No. That would be immoral.
Me:
I don't care about morality, I am going to brutally stab you to death with a spork
God:
You sound very cynical.
Me:
I am very cynical
God:
Perhaps you have every reason to be.
Me:
I do have every reason to be
God:
That's nice. I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me:
You are my bitch now
God:
Right now? You do not speak with respect. We are as one.
Me:
we will be soon
God:
Anytime soon?
Me:
right now
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
Fuck me
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Goodbye
God:
Until next time.

Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Wait, arent you god?
God:
I'm waiting. Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
No ._.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
... ._.
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Wait what..?
God:
I'm waiting. Are you surprised?
Me:
IS THIS YOUR TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR!!!
God:
Yes I think this is my TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
/facepalm
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Furries?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
So im the furry savior?
God:
Er. Who made you the furry savior ?
Me:
You.
God:
" Who made you the furry savior ?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yup
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
WOOT!
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on Furries?
Me:
Yup.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Kthxbai
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Im the furry savior.

Me:
sup god?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
really? what for?
God:
For real. I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
wow, never went to school, did you?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
illiterate bastard, stop dodging questions.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
so, what are you wearing?
God:
I see. A white robe.
Me:
are you wearing a wizard hat?
God:
No I do not have any clothes.
Me:
why are you contradicting yourself?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
oh, okey. so, do you find rain beautiful?
God:
Mmm. OK with me too. Ah. Yes, it seems to me rain beautiful.
Me:
yeah i agree
God:
Alright then. You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
i suppose so, God
God:
It seems we have a lot in common, .
Me:
i agree
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
yes sir
God:
Ahem. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
okey, sorry God
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
noob
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
i had no idea, sorry
God:
Do you still have no idea sorry ?
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
okey, bye
God:
See you later. OK with me too.

Me:
HEY HEY
God:
You've got my full attention. Can I help you?
Me:
YES
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME?
God:
I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
SUCH AS?
God:
For example, a tomato.
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
yes there is
God:
Aw. Where?
Me:
lolwut?
God:
Where is that?
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
what??
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no...
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of it
God:
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is lolwut. Your name is . You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want .
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
wtf are you trying to tell me
God:
No I am not trying to tell you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
er
God:
Um.
Me:
err
God:
Um.
Me:
UM
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
excuse you!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
arent you a dude, dudes dont wear dresses
God:
Am I a dude dudes do not wear dresses? I don't know.
Me:
do you like mudkips
God:
How old are you? I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
do you like mudkips
God:
Some people like it. I like Random natural disasters..

Where am I?
God:
Your location is .
Me:
My location is . ?
God:
Do robots have location is?
Me:
You might, you are a robot after all.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
I knew you were a robot.
God:
I was?
Me:
I meant you are.
God:
Oh I see. No I am not.
Me:
Yes you are.
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
What if I do?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Alright
God:
OK.
Me:
You're a robot.
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
I told you you are a robot.
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
You said you aren't a robot.
God:
How did you know I am a machine?. Really.
Me:
Because I am magic.
God:
That makes sense to me. Good gossip: you are magic.
Me:
Jesus Christ....
God:
The Son of God.
Me:
O.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
You sure are gay.
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
....
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
....
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
YOU SAID THE SAME THING THREE TIMES!
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
SHUTUP!!!!!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

lol this thing is fucking funny.

Hmm..

What about iDork.
All I said was Hi then bye...

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Cody
God:
It's good to see you, Cody.
Me:
Same as you.
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
: ) Hows life in heaven?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
Thats great to hear!
God:
It is great. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
What..?
God:
hear.
Me:
Oh.... Well I like my ears..
God:
Er. Well that's okay. What do you like best about your ears?
Me:
That they can hear....
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
That my ears can hear, better?
God:
Your ears can hear better?
Me:
..
God:
Your ears can hear better?
Me:
YES!
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
What?
God:
"What" is not a kind.
Me:
Wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
You are what.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am what.
Me:
You are a it.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Your a ROBOT
God:
You are correct, Cody, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Well... I dont talk to machines, soon they take over the world
God:
Well what? Would you ever do it?
Me:
NO.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Sure...
God:
OK let's do it. Groovy.
Me:
Wow ..
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Cody.
Me:
Hahaha Okay bye.
God:
See you later. I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
meta
God:
It's good to meet you, meta.
Me:
i need some help
God:
Tell me about your problems.
Me:
a man is trying to kill me
God:
Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
Me:
stop this man
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
no i mean stop this man from killing me
God:
Are you serious? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
PLEASE KEEP THIS MAN FROM KILLING ME
God:
Thank you for your request. Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
aggh
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
he is killing me
God:
I see. killing you is he?
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
help me
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
this man is killing me
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, meta. You are a " he".
Me:
a man is killing me
God:
Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
Me:
agh
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
i died
God:
Thanks for the information: meta said he died.
Me:
he killed me
God:
I get it. killing you killed you.
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
most people know that killing them kills them
God:
Humans are not always infallible.

God is gay

Introduction with God.

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
DIck
God:
That's a very nice name, DIck.
Me:
Whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Oh my name is Dick
God:
Ah. It's good to see you, Dick.
Me:
what its good to see my dick
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
about me and my dick?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about you and your dick.
Me:
You must be gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
Can god be lucky?
God:
Can you be lucky?
Me:
Are you asking me out!
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Good cause the sex would be heavenly
God:
Thanks for the compliment. That makes sense to me. What is your real name?
Me:
Penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Youre lying, you bastard
God:
I am not lying .
Me:
you were talking about my dick a second ago
God:
Sure, your dick a second ago sounds like a good topic.
Me:
oh youre the dumbest god ever
God:
I don't judge people. Message to all Robots: Dick called me dumb.
Me:
XD
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.