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Old Aug 29, 2017   #1
10th Dan Black Belt
Join Date: Oct 2011
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So You Think You Can Poledance?
Hi there, dudes. Today's glorious competition is coming to you from the bright mind of [duck].

You replay makers may be good at beating ukes, but I must admit that your art form is just no good for beating meat. And you're gonna fix that for me. I want all of you to hop on a pole and wiggle your tight asses until that timer ends.

All replays are to be completed in poledancingfixed.tbm.

No parrots allowed unless you admit your inferiority.

You will be judged on form, fluidity, and general arousal caused.

1st place will receive: 50,000 toricredits

2nd place will receive: 25,000 toricredits

One special replay that really sparks our fancy will receive something... probably.

Each dancer only gets one shot, so if I see extra submissions from someone, they're disqualified.

All of [duck] are judges against their will. I'm not sorry.

Event starts a week from this edit.

This event isn't ending until I get at least 8 submissions. No free wins in this house.
nothing in life is guaranteed like sex and I'd really like to fuck you now.

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