I feel constipated at the moment.

Puff, would you like it if I stuck my fist up your anus?
Kinky style? :3

So I was asleep. I'm really confused what day it is and everything and when I went to sleep. I don't remember trying to sleep. So confused. Did I randomly collapse and take a nap at noon? I can never do that, not even when I try. Taking a nap, that is.

Apparently my guinea pigs were walking around my head sniffing, thinking I was, like, dead or something.

Lol aw, someone probably gave you a roofie or something, you're probably just fine.
-whatever gesture-
Hopefully you're not prego, cause that'll just be horrible, right?!

I like how you use the "Probably"

Sure, reminds me of this hentai I saw once.

Although, it scared the crap out of me.

Guys, finished all my finals, Last day of school: OVER.
I am officially a sophomore~
10th grade here I cum!

Actually, you're not a Sophomore 'til 10th grade starts, so you just failed. ;3

Lars, Why do you find pleasure in bringing me down?
._.

I don't find pleasure in bringing people down, even if I do bring people down at times.

I find pleasure in correcting people, being brung down is just your own take on me correcting you.
So it all depends on what YOU think of it, if you think of it as a friend wanting to correct then think of it that way.
If you think of it as someone who desperately tries bringing you down, I can't stop you from thinking that.