Well it was an accident.

Accidents happen, next time use a Trojan condom.

Ummmm.... stop making everything perverted!

Stop making hidden perverted messages in your sentences for me to decode!

I didn't mean for it to happen! I just does, if you don't think about it... guess what? They're not there!

I scored a 99%. They're always there babe.

Okay... whatever you say Roman. Why you callin' me "babe" now?

Because it offends your frail sensibilities honey-buns.

I don't mind you calling me that... just don't get to... kinky with your names.

What's wrong with being kinky?