Any of them would be fucking amazing, but I think the first or second would be the best.

I don't want to believe that you can actually do that

the first

i think the first would be cool

sprayed an irregularly huge fly with some strong perfume and now it's flying into everything and slowing down

so does that mean everything it touches will smell good?

I've been sitting in hairsaloon for about an hour waiting gf...
Why does it take so long to do something on girls hairs? ;_;

And for some reason i laughed little too much on infestations fly.

This may be the post he wants translated to sober-talk.

"I've been at this hair salon for about an hour waiting for my gf...
Why does it take so long to do a girl's hair?
And for some reason I laughed a bit too much when I read about Infestation's fly."

I'd have to guess no seeing as that post came 2 hours after he asked people to translate his drunk post. And also, if you've seen zap's drunk posts, you know that's not one of them.

I think everyone has officially drunk posted in the tgs board

even I have

i did not