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The Story of Ni
Once upon a time there lived 5 great warriors. These five did not know of each other untill they all stumbled upon the wonderful land of toribash. When the mystical land was updated to 2.0 A jester by the name of Quanto, and a Mage named Skjef met in a sumo match. During this match, these two retards derived a super awsome move called the ass nuke. Skjef and Emperor Dess already formed an alliance before hand, and so did Quanto and Mighty Silverwind. But all of a sudden, out of nowhere, Warrior PauPau popped out of england's ass and came to join the alliance. When the powerfull 5 joined together, they had troubles deciding what to name this brigade. So they consulted a giant rock named Steve. When we went to consult Steve, he ignored us. So we waited 100 Billion Days and 100 Billion Nights, then gave up and called ourselves "The Knights Who Say Ni"
THE END
I might make a toon of this if im really bored sometime, but dont get your panties in a bunch waiting for it.
Quanto
THE END
I might make a toon of this if im really bored sometime, but dont get your panties in a bunch waiting for it.
Quanto
Originally Posted by Hitman
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Re: The Story of Ni
You're obviously forgetting it, then.
*goes to refresh your memory*
Story: Long ago in ancient times Legend has it that in a future so distant that man has destroyed everything and reprogressed into medeival times, there was a group of fiercely mediocre warriors. Everywhere they went they could hear the whispers, "Lookout for the fiercely mediocre warriors!" (it was an excited whisper). They heard it so much it drove them insane. They tried to attack anyone who appeared to even look like they seemed about to begin thinking about whispering about the level of mediocrity of anything. There were many failed attempts. Finally they decided to change. They thought and they thought until one of them came up with a great idea.
"Alone we are the best average fighters in the land, but if we were to combine all of our skills into a single body, then we would become the most average best fighter and we could rid our name of this terrible plight of mediocrity forever."
And so after many unadventurous adventures and wildly dangerous shrubberies, the Knights who say Ni were able to sell enough shrubbery and red herring to buy a large ugly sheet. They then took this large ugly sheet and cut holes in it. After placing this holiest of holy sheets upon their backs the best of the average fighters in the land were miraculously transformed into the most average of the best fighters in the land. A giant beast of a man with the skill of three men who went on to accomplish feats of great bravery and daring. People began to whisper, "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
And so it is told, from that day forth, that young men of all ages began to learn the ways of Ni.
Semper Ni,
-Dessicator
^found it.
*goes to refresh your memory*
Story: Long ago in ancient times Legend has it that in a future so distant that man has destroyed everything and reprogressed into medeival times, there was a group of fiercely mediocre warriors. Everywhere they went they could hear the whispers, "Lookout for the fiercely mediocre warriors!" (it was an excited whisper). They heard it so much it drove them insane. They tried to attack anyone who appeared to even look like they seemed about to begin thinking about whispering about the level of mediocrity of anything. There were many failed attempts. Finally they decided to change. They thought and they thought until one of them came up with a great idea.
"Alone we are the best average fighters in the land, but if we were to combine all of our skills into a single body, then we would become the most average best fighter and we could rid our name of this terrible plight of mediocrity forever."
And so after many unadventurous adventures and wildly dangerous shrubberies, the Knights who say Ni were able to sell enough shrubbery and red herring to buy a large ugly sheet. They then took this large ugly sheet and cut holes in it. After placing this holiest of holy sheets upon their backs the best of the average fighters in the land were miraculously transformed into the most average of the best fighters in the land. A giant beast of a man with the skill of three men who went on to accomplish feats of great bravery and daring. People began to whisper, "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
And so it is told, from that day forth, that young men of all ages began to learn the ways of Ni.
Semper Ni,
-Dessicator
^found it.
i stand corrected, Sry dess for posting over your story 
never have seen them...
