TOOLS REQUIRED:
A brain
A computer
Toribash (Any version!)
An iPod Touch or an iPhone with an internet connection
TeamViewer

Step 1. Download Toribash!
Step 2. Go to Teamviewer and either install or run their program. Pic
Step 3. You should be prompted to a window similar to this. leave it open/minimized.
Step 4. On your iPod download the app "TeamViewer free"
Step 5. Run the app!
Step 6. Under the "connect" tab, enter your information from your computer earlier. You should be connected now!
Step 7. Run toribash on your computer, and you should be able to play on your iPod with a little experimenting.

PICS:
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NOTE: I get around ~10 fps, but it may vary for you depending on your connection. It takes a bit to get used to playing.

I also appologize if this doesn't live up to your standards, but hey, atleast you can get this much.

If you are unable to get TeamViewer working, I'll pm you my information and let you connect for a few minutes so you can see what it's like. Over a distance the gameplay will probably be very poor.