Welcome, welcome to Clan Breakfast, you have chosen or been chosen to join one of our finest remaining waffle centers. ManBreakfast thought so much of Clan Breakfast that he elected to establish his administration here, in the waffledel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors.
I have been proud to call Clan Breakfast my home. So whether you are here
to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown,
welcome to Clan Breakfast. It's safer here.
Even though I beat you in every match we had that one night. But you were probably just having an unlucky day. :P