when bod tries to beat me in chess or judofrac

That's a dumb move

err that's checkmate homie

first glance made me think white piece was a king too, but it's a queen so it's check mate.

even if its a king its still checkmate

No, if that's a king - it's stalemate. Black draws. Not that it would matter, it can't be a king. King + Knight vs. King is automatically stopped, as it's an automatic draw. You can't checkmate with a K + N v. K combo.

wow coca you noob gj

has anyone watched steins gate?

if yes, here's something for you

i fucking hate allergies ok

hold your breath, you won't have allergies anymore if you hold it for long enough.