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[Event] Write me a story :^)
So, the rules are simple.
-Write the best story
-Follow the guidelines
-
?
-Profit
The winnings will be everything in my inventory and a specialized drawing that I will make for you, the winner, yeah.
The guidelines are
-It must be a story about me
-Random
-Include Internet :^)
Date due = 48 hours from this post.
The judging will be made by me.
Opinion based, and if you followed the rules (they're quite easy).
Thanks burs!
p.s - if you get infracted for your story i will draw a picture for you, no im not condoning bad behaviour but it would still be sweg.
EDIT: YOU CAN POST MORE THAN ONE STORY, I GUESS.
-Write the best story
-Follow the guidelines
-
?-Profit
The winnings will be everything in my inventory and a specialized drawing that I will make for you, the winner, yeah.
The guidelines are
-It must be a story about me
-Random
-Include Internet :^)
Date due = 48 hours from this post.
The judging will be made by me.
Opinion based, and if you followed the rules (they're quite easy).
Thanks burs!
p.s - if you get infracted for your story i will draw a picture for you, no im not condoning bad behaviour but it would still be sweg.
EDIT: YOU CAN POST MORE THAN ONE STORY, I GUESS.
Last edited by hobo; Jul 12, 2013 at 05:47 AM.
don't talk to me or my dudes ever again
Raconteur
Hobo as a male
Internet as a Female
Final Part, too lazy to make much, hope you like it
As children, Internet and Hobo were inseparable despite their family rivalry, and their friendship soon blossomed into a young love that seemed destined to bring their families together. That was until a misunderstanding grew into mistrust that tore them apart. Reunited a decade later, both Internet and Hobo run their families' cava estates. As a rival estate begins to sabotage their businesses, they realize they must put aside their past to save their future, their company and their love for each other!
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*In the beach*
As Hobo watched Internet play in the surf, he was surprised at the depth of feelings he had for her. As if sensing his thoughts, Internet beckoned him to join her.
"You'd better be careful. The waves can be pretty strong," Hobo warned, stepping into the water to join her.
"Don't worry. The water is perfect," Internet replied, unaware of how her wet clothes clung to her body. Just then, a wave broke against her, pushing her straight into Hobo arms. Exactly where she needed to be.
Internet as a Female
Final Part, too lazy to make much, hope you like it
As children, Internet and Hobo were inseparable despite their family rivalry, and their friendship soon blossomed into a young love that seemed destined to bring their families together. That was until a misunderstanding grew into mistrust that tore them apart. Reunited a decade later, both Internet and Hobo run their families' cava estates. As a rival estate begins to sabotage their businesses, they realize they must put aside their past to save their future, their company and their love for each other!
---
*In the beach*
As Hobo watched Internet play in the surf, he was surprised at the depth of feelings he had for her. As if sensing his thoughts, Internet beckoned him to join her.
"You'd better be careful. The waves can be pretty strong," Hobo warned, stepping into the water to join her.
"Don't worry. The water is perfect," Internet replied, unaware of how her wet clothes clung to her body. Just then, a wave broke against her, pushing her straight into Hobo arms. Exactly where she needed to be.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~Wushu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hobo. Internet. The story of two friends that became school teachers! When Hobo was 7 Internet moved in across the street. When they started school that year their teacher asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up and Hobo and Internet both answered the same. Professional baseball players. They trained vigorously in both school and sports for 3 years and they finally tried out for a team. When they tried out the coach was astonished! Coach said, "What the hell was that?!? That was the worst peformance that I've ever seen! Get out of here!" When the coach said that they ran to their 1st grade teacher and told them how their baseball dream was crushed and the teacher and the teacher suggested that they both become teachers. Skip 10 years into the future. Hobo and Internet are 20 now and are getting their degrees. Hobo in Math. Internet in Language Arts. All of this was inspired by that one fateful day 10 years ago. Skip forward another 10 years. Hobo and Internet are now distinguashed teacher in their field and are teaching the 6th grade. Everytime one of their students gets and "A" they give them a lollipop. And they hold huge end of the year parties with a combined class. Hobo and Internet continued to teach into their early 80's and lived a life full of their favorite and most enjoyed pasttime, teaching. They lived next to each other until Hobo got alzteimerz and forgot who Internet was and murdered him in his sleep. And Hobo lived happily ever after in the retirement home next to the dog park. He died of natural causes April 27, 2086.
After thinking of the possibilities,he quickened his pace....His heart is beating faster and faster,and even more he is thinking the one following him is getting faster....He ran,screaming,then he looked behind....He got stopped in his tracks,the one following him is just a dog,on the dogs head is:
It was just da dog he trained to scare people in the night....
