ES Recruitment Drive
Got a problem with this thread?
Well don't post, just go to bed
I really wish I could rap,
Unfortunately I'm really crap.
I might just leave the rest,
to the very best.

Serious though, I want to see who has some rapping talent.
Ima hit u on the fly bye
While im in my right mind
Kill you wit my sick rhymes
Now i'm dancin on ur grave while i spit u sick lines

Listen up...fo' u get served
All yall gonna get the beatin that you DEEserve
I'm the realest master you can call me reaper
First name Grim and im a different creature

Don't bother tryna break my pride
Cuz im already super dead inside
Ya'll lil dudes betta get ready to hide
Cuz im comin and you cant stop me n' my scythe

More comin' soon...or maybe you died.
Last edited by Grim; Dec 10, 2015 at 06:24 AM.
♥Team Aikido-[Obey]-OoT-[Vibe]-Team Pokemon♥
Grim, you all up in my vicinity
The only thing you haven't lost is your virginity
You call yourself the reaper, but your just a creeper
Ya sinkin deeper every minute
You know Ima win it

Grim you think you can rap
But reall I use ur raps to wipe my crap
Your rhymes are a disgrace to the whole human race
Oh yeah, you wouldn't know a good ryhme if it slapped you in the face
Last edited by Static; Dec 10, 2015 at 06:36 AM.
Static thought he started fire
But that shit just fizzled out
My rhymes are superior
That's a fact without a doubt

You wish you were good as me
Can't stay up to speed
I'm 10x better at JUST about everything
But suckin dick's your strong suit
In fact you might be the king...

And I'm better at TB
Last edited by Grim; Dec 10, 2015 at 06:40 AM.
♥Team Aikido-[Obey]-OoT-[Vibe]-Team Pokemon♥
I got a story that'll waggle your balls
It's called me being the greatest, thus requires applause
I recall of dropping shit like I shat in my drawers
Got a big sack like Santa Claus
I'm looking for prick cactus passionate fag fabulous
Fascist honky garbage that be taking offense
To this bad hazardous lingo that be dropped from a kid
Or that makes actresses look like ass and shit
And I'm passing shit like the next level of a masochist
I'm strapping bombs around my waist
Just to blow up like the Taliban and shit
I eat dogs and I fry hogs
I'm Asian cause my dick is really small
And I'm burning through these book pages
Cash money like Bursar's
I'm sicker than the AIDS, flus, hepatitis, and SARS
I rattle bars, smoke rapper cigars
Battle and scar padded Hispanics in bars
Added to cash register cards cause I swipe hard on these bitches
Yo, I lose money rapid like Nick Cage
A six gauge ring couldn't wrap around my dick, it's got a rib cage
I was chilling when these dicks came like homos
Spitting out mad phrases, dumb like YOLO
It's a no-go when I get my face beat in
And they call me crater face at school
But they got beef and I got all the seasoning
Bring the pain in a sinister way
Cause I strike with more blow than Kurt Cobain's brains

(Cheetah you better love this)

"Dear reader, I hope this email finds you before I do."
Alright looks like there's a new man on the street
But looks like he dont know the man running this beat
so let me rise this flame with my lyrical heat

just one thing just try not to be offended
especially if i cought you off guard consider yourself rear-ended
if your winning then dont even consider
cuz i make them girls follow me like as if i was twitter
just know that if she messages me ima get with her
Yo weoo went up but I'll get back to him
First thing's first gotta ruin this kid

Think you gotta girl?

Stop bein delusional confusional musical like a seussical
We losin fuel, not quite empty and im feelin cruel
So i'll refer you back to grand masta slam
A.k.A your "girlfriend" A.k.A your left hand
I'm the man but i aint gotta tell you dat
You already know cause in my presence you can neva stand
UP in flames like your music career
You livin on meer
crackers n cheese and livin in fear
You look like a deer
Caught in headlights and you cant even hear, clearly
Cause your shit dont flow
Your careers no mo' and you did not pass GO
Now im done cuz ive left you in tears
Gather yo self, and come back in a couple years
♥Team Aikido-[Obey]-OoT-[Vibe]-Team Pokemon♥
I Rock You Like A Boat,
My dick Down Yo throat,
bars To Cold youll need a Coat,
In My Flows You Could Just float,
Bitch To wetted face Stay soaked,
If you a ho Youve Already been poked,
Like A badCheck you been revoked,

Never Go Down thats every fight,
But I Do it to Yo girl every Night,
Knife To The Back,
Ok i got A six pack,
to faded to tell a cut From whats What,
but you gay man Took Shit up the Butt,

Im Your Former Enemy,
Money Long Like Ah Cenerpeed,
I make you Bleed,
On Yo Knees better Interceed.
Last edited by Static; Dec 10, 2015 at 07:05 AM.
Originally Posted by WeooWeoo View Post
I got a story that'll waggle your balls
It's called me being the greatest, thus requires applause
I recall of dropping shit like I shat in my drawers
Got a big sack like Santa Claus
I'm looking for prick cactus passionate fag fabulous
Fascist honky garbage that be taking offense
To this bad hazardous lingo that be dropped from a kid
Or that makes actresses look like ass and shit
And I'm passing shit like the next level of a masochist
I'm strapping bombs around my waist
Just to blow up like the Taliban and shit
I eat dogs and I fry hogs
I'm Asian cause my dick is really small
And I'm burning through these book pages
Cash money like Bursar's
I'm sicker than the AIDS, flus, hepatitis, and SARS
I rattle bars, smoke rapper cigars
Battle and scar padded Hispanics in bars
Added to cash register cards cause I swipe hard on these bitches
Yo, I lose money rapid like Nick Cage
A six gauge ring couldn't wrap around my dick, it's got a rib cage
I was chilling when these dicks came like homos
Spitting out mad phrases, dumb like YOLO
It's a no-go when I get my face beat in
And they call me crater face at school
But they got beef and I got all the seasoning
Bring the pain in a sinister way
Cause I strike with more blow than Kurt Cobain's brains

(Cheetah you better love this)

Nice plagiarism weabo
Glimpsed