I asked "What's on my tv?" and it said "Afraid"


D:

I asked if it was Alex Trebek. It said yes.

I asked it for a name: Henry

"Were you a prince or someshiz?" : Screams

It yelled at me. I don't think were off to a good start.

lol, i asked say something: "1 46 pm" AHHA IM SCARED

Then i asked what time is it, she said 1 47 pm. I asked are you sure, she said "no"

Those spirits are all fakers as I've never seen em post in our board, all they told me was that my flash needed updating.....very spooky.

I read "ask the spirits" and got turned off straight away.

That shit doesn't have an ounce of credibility at all, no matter how much you want to argue with me.

I asked it what color is my penis, it said green then screamed. I fucking lol'd.

I then asked it if it shit in my mailbox. It said no, then I asked it if it would shit in my mailbox. Then it started to display strange images of child porn.

Just because someone is 80 doesn't mean they don't like sex =_=

Anyway, this thing said it isn't a man or a woman, and died by poison.

Guys, what does it mean when the thing starts spinning around and has a seizure?
I asked it "Uhh, suck my dick?" and it flipped out.

Then I said "FUCK YEAAAHHH MUDKIP" And it said goodbye. How fucking rude. This is entertaining babble babble.

Who is god? child

does god exist? no

is god real? yes

whaaaaaaat theeeeeee fuckkkkkk.