I have composed the following single player opener
Hold all
Extend pecs
Extend elbows
Contract Wrists
Contract left knee
Contract left ankle
Extend left hip
Relax right hip
extend abs
Space x6
So far, this is the most horribly useless opener I have ever composed. The contest is, make the coolest replay out of this useless position.
Oh yes, i've included a replay of the position incase you want to see what this position looks like