Vol. 1 of Tuna's crazy'n Bizarre adventures.
The day starts with a Man eating chicken, and ends with a police station in Scotland.
So so so, nando's had 40% off deal, and my girlfriend invited me, along with a bunch of her pals, one lass is freaking out because her ex-boyfriend is a creepin' stalker with mental issues, and she said she'd seen him following her to the restaurant, so a bit freaked out, we got our table, all was fine for about half an hour, then the girl got a text from him of a photo of us all, and was just like "Pack up your shit, we're leaving." So she went out and told him to fuck off, he went away for about 10 minutes, then came back and started hitting the window, so she went back out side, talked to him, then came back and told me that he wanted to talk to me. Now, I've never heard of this fanny until this point. So I was a bit confused as to why he wanted me to come out, anyway, I went out and asked him what the fuck he was doing, and he instantly screamed "STAY AWAY FROM BLAH MCVAG OWNER! IF YOU MAKE A MOVE ON HER I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU"

>,< I was with my god damn girlfriend you retard.

So he continued to bang on the windows, the staff where looking at us, the other diners where staring at us, it was all rather embarrassing.
So we phoned the police, they asked if this had happened before. And yessiree it had, he's been escorted from his ex's house a fair few times.

Well, the police took about 30 minutes to get there, and some other guys at nando's where very polite and asked us if we wanted help with beating the crap out of him. We politely refused. The cops came, he attacked them, he got rkt.
TL;DR, Got stalked, nigga finna go to prison for sure.
Also we then spent hours in the police station.

fotze

Cool? It still happened.

It did happen, I was also stalking Tuna at the time, I saw the whole thing happen.

lol everyone either doesn't care or jokes about it and i'm the one asking if you're okay.

Probably because you're the only one that didn't hear it firsthand in discord, fucking nerd. Tuna is a manly man anyways, he can handle himself.

I don't know, he likes to talk big, but I've never seen him in action. Could be a fraud.

Glad nothing bad happened, though it sounds like if shit went down you would have had plenty of help.

Nah, I'd of gotten my ass handed to me if I had fought him, he's a millfag, trains daily, you know the type, and also why bother fight the dude, when that means we'd both be arrested, and I'd have no moral high ground. Lol.

Much better to leave it to the cops, even if police Scotland is underfunded and understaffed.

Still raging that it took them 30 minutes to arrive, ffs, the station is literally a 15 minute drive away.

Police in Scotland are underfunded af.

he told me on discord before i looked here.