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How to bang my friend?
So, there's this girl I'm friends with. She's pretty attractive, so I want to bang her. Rape is always an option, but consensual leaves opportunity for repeat business.

So, Toribash, what do I do?
i have a totally post modern tattoo of a scalene triangle.
<DeadorK> fair maiden
<DeadorK> if the cum is going to be in your mouth
<DeadorK> it shall be in mine as well
On my opion i would tell her "I want to bang you. Rape is always an option"
and say what she says.......or rape her.
<_>
Harder to hold it when you're drunk.

Just get her drunk.
oh yeah
say this - "did u know there are over 250 bones in the human body? how would u like another one in u?"

but for some reason its never worked for me

EDIT:double ninja
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Originally Posted by firebolt309 View Post
Do it when she's sleeping. Sweet dreams. Lol.

^

Or you could always pull a chic-flick, right when you're about to tell her your true feelings about her, your best friend shows up, asks her out, and she says yes, live with it for awhile, then find out your best friend is cheating on her, she finds out, she's an emotional wreck, you swoop in and you both live happily ever after. Oh, and you probably bang her after the credits.
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Originally Posted by bishop1 View Post
Harder to hold it when you're drunk.

Just get her drunk.

Good point.
Could add some chloroform too.
Make her choke on some food and dry-hump her.
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Originally Posted by Cercopes View Post
Both of you get drunk and the magic will happen.

sounds good

Originally Posted by toriuketo2 View Post
On my opion i would tell her "I want to bang you. Rape is always an option"
and say what she says.......or rape her.
<_>

no

Originally Posted by firebolt309 View Post
Do it when she's sleeping. Sweet dreams. Lol.

no

Originally Posted by bishop1 View Post
Harder to hold it when you're drunk.

Just get her drunk.

sounds better

Originally Posted by weed33 View Post
say this - "did u know there are over 250 bones in the human body? how would u like another one in u?"

but for some reason its never worked for me

EDIT:double ninja

no

Originally Posted by Morbon View Post
^

Or you could always pull a chic-flick, right when you're about to tell her your true feelings about her, your best friend shows up, asks her out, and she says yes, live with it for awhile, then find out your best friend is cheating on her, she finds out, she's an emotional wreck, you swoop in and you both live happily ever after. Oh, and you probably bang her after the credits.

effort

Originally Posted by sidieldani View Post
Make her choke on some food and dry-hump her.

no
i have a totally post modern tattoo of a scalene triangle.
<DeadorK> fair maiden
<DeadorK> if the cum is going to be in your mouth
<DeadorK> it shall be in mine as well