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A bunch of energetic men decided it was necessary to craft little hats and such for all of their friends to wear. At first the hats were all ugly and sad, but they got better and better. They eventually started using metal to craft fancy frying pans designed to be worn as codplates and bowls that can function as helmets if your head is shaped like a sphere. With years of practice they finally crafted a bit of gear out of metal that you would be proud to wear outside. They dream to eventually make a set of armor that even a princess would be happy to wear.



Hammer- The bad cop in that "bad cop/good cop" negotiation thing, except he doesnt have a partner.

Anvil- The most passive guy ever. It's a good idea to lean on him for support while the hammer smacks you around.

Blacksmith- Tells the hammer and anvil what to do.

Grandmaster- He knows how to do all the things.

Master- He knows stuff, but not as much stuff as the guy who knows all the stuff.

Adept- A man on his journey to know more than he knows now.

Initiate- Basically a puppy. They're cute but they can't do much.

Jester- Similar to a rock with googly eyes glued on.

Eventsmith- They create segments of time in which fun things occur.



We love everyone.



If your name is here you will be forced to sit on hot coals forever.



-Don't throw tools at people, even if they're assholes. The town militia force will arrest them for you if they are disturbing our business.

-Please do not pose as our smithies. To signify that you are not a smith, you must end every sentence with please, even if it isn't grammatically correct.

-If you are being bullied by one of our smiths, please leave a big note on our door stating your concern.

-Militia members are cool people. Just pretend they're one of us. The rules of our shop do not apply to them unless they are mean to us.



[ ] Make the sexiest armor ever.
[ ] Have a jester that is actually funny.
[ ] Find an initiate with the drive to become grandmaster.
[ ] Make sure the militia doesn't close our shop.
[ ] Hire 15 smiths on.
[ ] Be recognized as the world's strongest shop.

Fun Facts
-Fionn's Life, a new film critically acclaimed by no one ever, is being produced by (fr)amed and will include a cast full of fellow Forge members.

-The Jester position is not just for show. They are expected to be funny and get banned a lot for being idiots. No exceptions.

-Pets are not allowed in the establishment, due to complications. It was quickly observed that animal fur and hot embers are not kind to the nose, nor the creatures.

-We accept requests for actual gear to be forged, but it'll cost you an unhealthy amount of money and we cannot guarantee said items will ever be found at your doorstep.

-Applications for an apprenticeship are to be sent to the hammer or anvil.