I am attempting to set a brand-spankin'-new record here.
FASTEST UKE DISMEMBERMENT...WITHOUT GRAB.
9 frames.

I edited pusga's replay a bit, and you could get 8 frame no grab.

And I'm pretty sure that the record is too specific.

That's invalid since you used the beginning of someone else's replay.
And it's less specific than farthest distance travelled in 500 frames, or fastest flawless total uke dismemberment with 75 ED...

It's too specific for a record, closing.