This is a series of small attacks I made. They're simple, yet very effective. They also make some big surprises.

Twin Sword Series
CONDENSCENDO
Retracts your swords into small cubes, or, really, just going into grab mode.
HOW TO:
Simply click your sword to transform it to grab mode, as cubes. I also recommend contracting both pecs, as you would to do a noob scissor cut. Your hands however, will just stay in front of you. Chances are someone, probably the person you're fighting, will be screaming "NOOB!!", so now you can surprise them. That is, with the next technique:


EXTENSCENDO
Extend the swords created with Condenscendo, and impale your enemies.
HOW TO:
Click your cube/hand/sword thingies to restore your sword to it's original form. If you contracted your pecs as I said, your swords should impale your enemy in the stomach. Should, because it's all down to distance.



CHANGE LOG:
3/21/08-5:14 -6Central: Started; Added Twin Sword Series; Added Condenscendo; Added Extenscendo
3/21/08-6:52 -6Central: Added screenshot for Condenscendo; Added screenshot for Extenscendo

I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this.
BUMP

Double post = fail. Double post + bump = ultra fail. Also no one replied just so it could die. This is the most retarded thread ever, as pretty much everyone knows about it. People will be screaming NOOB if you do this move, not just the grab part, trust me. It's the most common opener in the history of toribash, probably up there with the focker and snap kick. They don't make "big surprises", and are not "very effective".