v2 of the thread.

So guys , there's only one very important rule,
HAVE FUN.

This thread is a thread in which you make a random story about something.
Only three words allowed per post , and be sure to put your text in the bigger sized text so people know what you have added.

I'll start,

One upon a

One upon a time, hobomoose had

One upon a time, hobomoose had a massive erection

One upon a time, hobomoose had a massive erection that lasted 24

One upon a time, hobomoose had a massive erection that lasted 24 Years. It caused

One upon a time, hobomoose had a massive erection that lasted 24 Years. It caused the earth to

One upon a time, hobomoose had a massive erection that lasted 24 Years. It caused the earth to implode, instantly killing

One upon a time, hobomoose had a massive erection that lasted 24 Years. It caused the earth to implode, instantly killing every snail. Without

One upon a time, hobomoose had a massive erection that lasted 24 Years. It caused the earth to implode, instantly killing every snail. Without a minute to

One upon a time, hobomoose had a massive erection that lasted 24 Years. It caused the earth to implode, instantly killing every snail. Without a minute to think, General Snailenstein