Originally Posted by
qukslice
Hi, guys. I just realized that I forgot to post this and now I feel like a complete dumbass.
Welcome to Vibe m8.
Originally Posted by
Sparky
Oh god that's an awesome story to tell. I've never experienced anything as awkward as that before.
Anyway, here's the story I wanted to tell. I went out to a new lounge bar on the Gold Coast and met the owner there. We were chatting and he told me he was looking for a glassy (guy who collects empty glasses etc.) for his nightclub which was close to there. He was like "You're a good looking young guy, you should send me your resume via Facebook some time." Anyway, went outside and was talking about going to the gym to obvious get some build on me. Two girls come out and I ask them if they think I should go to gym, one of them replies "I'm a personal fitness trainer from Brisbane, I finished my degree recently." I was amazed at how ironic that moment was. After this, she basically told me a diet sort of thing to do etc, I can't remember all of it since I was drinking. Left that place because the music was getting a bit boring. Went over to another place nearby and my dad used to go there a lot so spoke to the manager and told him about that, he gave me a free $50 bar tab. Went over to the lounges in there to sit down, found a yellow pool ball in the night club. I don't have a clue what it was doing in there, there's no pool tables or anything.
Later that night I left to go to the casino, got really drunk. People behind the bar started to refuse service to me. I went out to the smoking area to talk to some people, found these girls about 5 or 6 years older than me. They said they were going back in to get more drinks, I was like "Oh cool, I'll come in and get a drink too." Went back in, memory blurs a bit there so I can't remember if I actually got service or not. More memory blur, apparently I walked him and slept in my dad's bed, he was sleeping on the couch. He got up and went in to his room, told me to move over so he could sleep there. Apparently I just got up and walked into my room and fell asleep in my bed.
Fast forward to 11 AM the following day, I wake up all sober and whatnot. I checked the time and noticed it was 11 AM already. I got up and walked out to the lounge room to see what everyone else was doing. My brother looks at me and says "Dude, your clothes..." and then he starts laughing. I look down at my clothes, I'm wearing the same clothes but I managed to someone get them on inside-out. Even my jeans were inside-out, the zipper done up and the button and all. I still don't have a clue how I managed that in my drunken state.
I was like 'where is this going..?'
But that's hilarious man! hahaha
I have lots of drunk stories, don't know which one to tell.
Mates 21st not long ago, was a boat cruise on the river, had some strippers etc was pretty rad. He went home cause he got too drunk so me and my mate went to the Casino after already having a shit load of alcohol on the boat (it was free
)
Casino was pretty good, mate got refused entry the first time so he tries at another entrance, they say no cause they got told through the ear piece that he just got rejected. Walks around for 10 minutes, goes back to original entrance and gets let in? lolol Different bouncers didn't know as for some reason they rotate regularly? Could have been a shift change or something, who knows.
Anyway, 5 hours of drinking, walking around, an awesome meal at some steak place, few bets here and there, etc. Keep in mind we were already very, very drunk. There is a bar/club thing that is joined to the Casino, we went there for a bit, danced with some chicks, had some more drinks (lines are ridiculous, takes like 20 minutes to get a drink so naturally we bought 2 at a time). Stayed there till closing which was 1am if I remember correctly.
Go back into Casino (friend gets let in again). We walk to the sports bar section where the Soccer/Football was playing, packed out with hundreds of people screaming for their teams, we're just there taking the piss going for the opposite team to everyone around us for lulz.
Friend gets a tap on the shoulder from security, starts getting walked out while asking them what we did wrong, they're like 'What? You don't think we know you were rejected entry?' and tried to play it off and we're both in tears laughing cause he's like 'Dude I've been here for 5 hours, I was done with your Casino anyway, I had a f****** great time' etc. Was only so funny cause they tried to play it off but really they're the fools.
Anyway, taxi home isn't a memory at all. No idea what we did in between getting kicked out and waking up in the morning, but I did wake up at 5am in a pitch black room and was like 'where the fuck am I?!?!?' walk around feeling the walls and stuff, get to the kitchen and see the time on the microwave and realize I'm in my friends house. I woke up in his bathroom and my shoes were in the bath. I was freaking out before I got to the kitchen cause I woke up still pretty hammered lol.
All in all, was a great night. Spent like $60 and had in excess of 20 drinks and somehow didn't die. Strippers were hot af also which was good. Drinking on a boat was pretty cool, also did I mention we were wearing suits the whole time? It started off as a joke but the whole group of us joined in and ended up looking like the mafia or something hahahaha
Other friends came to the casino but we lost them within the first 20 minutes of being there. When I'm drunk I forget I have a phone, like it might as well not exist but at least I don't text my ex's or take selfies xD
Sorry for long reply.
Last edited by Powelly; Jul 13, 2015 at 05:19 PM.
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