Toast is drugs.

"Toast" short for "Toastanthetapmine" is the leading cause of toaster/bread related accidents. Never use heavy machinery while under the use of it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toastanthetapmine

so that page seems to be deleted?

Yeah, I dont really understand anymore.
I have just decided to play along more or less.

Wow, I came up with the whole history of "Toast".
It was around 4 paragraphs long and included pictures.