[02:55] Rumour: you should get a big dong for a headtexture
[02:56:17] Fordoar: orly?
[02:56:18] Rumour: cuz u r a dickhead
[02:56:19] Rumour: OOHOHOHOOHOHOH
[02:56:19] Abyss: so just buttin up walls lol
[02:56:22] Rumour: OHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[02:56:24] Rumour: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[02:56:25] Chirs -=Mentosmen=-: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKD
[02:56:26] Rumour: HHOHOHOHOOHOHOH
[02:56:27] Chirs -=Mentosmen=-: WOOOOOOOOW
[02:56:30] Chirs -=Mentosmen=-: *AIR HORNS*
[02:56:34] Rumour: WOMBO COMBO
[02:56:36] Abyss: wtf just happened
[02:56:39] Chirs -=Mentosmen=-: WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW
[02:56:44] Rumour: OHH OHH HOHOHOOOOOOH! OOOOHHHH!
[02:56:49] Abyss: PHA PHA PHA PHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[02:56:53] Rumour: MOM GET THE CAMERA
[02:56:58] Chirs -=Mentosmen=-: OMFG OMF OMFG
[02:56:59] Abyss: OH BABY A TRIPLE
[02:57:15] Abyss: COLATEROL, COLATEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[02:57:15] Chirs -=Mentosmen=-: *EVEN MORE AIR HORNS*
[02:57:22] Rumour: RIP SHADOW, CAUSE OF DEATH: ANAL REKTAGE
[02:57:23] Abyss: PHA PHA PHA PHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[02:57:33] NotShadow: w0w
[02:57:36] Rumour: *MOUNTAIN DEW RAIN*
[02:57:47] Abyss: MLG DORITOES MOUNTAIN DEW
[02:57:55] Rumour: *DORITO BAGS DROP FROM THE CEILING*
[02:57:52] Abyss: ALL THE ADS
[02:57:53] Abyss: FAZE
[02:57:56] Abyss: OpTiC
[02:57:56] Rumour: MLG
[02:57:58] Chirs -=Mentosmen=-: MEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[02:58:04] Abyss: GRAB THE BITCHES
[02:58:07] Rumour: what is wrong with us
[02:58:09] Abyss: GET IN THE DORITOLIMO
[02:58:09] Chirs -=Mentosmen=-: this is pure gold
[02:58:19] Abyss: AND TO THE AQUACAVE
[02:58:36] Abyss: WHERE WE SHALL FUCK EVERYTHING IN SIGHT UNTIL NOTHING CAN BE FUCKED ANY LONGER
[02:58:47] Rumour: can i be the first participant
EDIT:
wtf is wrong with us
[03:00:32] Chirs: posted it
[03:00:37] Chirs: what is wrong with us
[03:00:43] Abyss: lol idk
[03:00:56] Abyss: we are in Aeon?
[03:01:03] Rumour: xd
[03:01:04] Abyss: is that a good enough reason? :^D
EDIT #2:
science of butt coffee
[03:26:26] Fordoar: do you know what a half-life is?
[03:27:39] Chirs -=Mentosmen=-: the amount of time that is needed until a radiocative particle has decayed 50%
[03:27:47] Fordoar: =)
[03:28:18] Chirs -=Mentosmen=-: its actually physics more than chemistry
[03:28:31] Rumour: i was never good at physics
[03:28:40] Chirs -=Mentosmen=-: well tbh, biology is mostly applied chemistry and chemistry mostly applied physics
[03:29:06] Fordoar: It's also the time it takes your body to process out a chemicle, like caffine has a 1/2 life of 6 hours
[03:29:27] Rumour: what if you pour it in your butthole
[03:29:55] Fordoar: I would assume you shit most of it back out
[03:29:57] Chirs -=Mentosmen=-: lets ignore him
[03:30:18] Rumour: i like to keep it in there, go to a local playground, and spray it onto children
[03:30:35] Fordoar: sounds like a lot of fun
[03:30:41] Rumour: i squeeze my buttcheeks closed with the force of 1000 suns and it sprays real nice
[03:30:53] Fordoar: make a rainbow?
[03:30:55] Rumour: like when you put your thumb in a garden hose
[03:31:01] Rumour: and it sprays like that
[03:31:10] Fordoar: a brown rainbow
[03:31:13] Rumour: i have like 3 restraining orders but its all good
[03:31:26] Rumour: well i mean i put vanilla creamer in there first
[03:31:32] Fordoar: ahhhh
[03:31:34] Rumour: yea
[03:31:55] Fordoar: I'll have to try that. Is that before or after the gerbal?
[03:32:17] Rumour: well you use the gerbal to open up the hole
[03:32:15] Chirs -=Mentosmen=-: WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
[03:32:19] Fordoar: I use a tube for that
[03:32:27] Rumour: if you leave it in there it mixes the creamer
[03:32:33] Rumour: but itll drown eventually
[03:32:37] Rumour: kids dont like that
[03:32:52] Fordoar: that's good, I'm sure is would shread my anus otherwise
[03:33:02] Rumour: it gets better
[03:33:28] Rumour: eventually it just calluses up
[03:33:13] Rumour: so you dont feel it anymore
[03:33:29] Fordoar: can I just use lidocane?
[03:33:35] Rumour: i prefer icy hot
[03:33:39] Rumour: for the ingle
[03:33:42] Rumour: tingle*
[03:33:46] Rumour: but thats ok too
[03:33:56] Fordoar: or KY fire and ice
[03:34:01] Rumour: thats real nice
[20:56:06] motota: Oh, isn't there a skype group or something?
[20:56:18] motota: How do I get on that?
[20:56:55] Chirs: by black magic
[20:57:21] motota: Oh no, I'm way too white for that
Azure: ayy
Azure: help me
Azure: i haz krieg level 13 and i hav no good weapon
Skylar: KRIEG?
Azure: psycho
Skylar: KRIEG HAS SAW
Skylar: KRIEG NEED NO GUN
Azure: ikr
Azure: wot
Azure: but it doesn't long last
Azure: but .. but ..
Azure: okay
Skylar: HIT PEOPLE
Azure: mm
Skylar: SALT THE WOUNDS
Skylar: LICK THEIR FACES
Azure: how
Azure: how
Azure: how
Azure: ;_
Skylar: BUZZSAW THEIR PRIVATES
Azure: wait
Azure: krieg rly dozn't need weapon?
Skylar: KRIEG IS PYSCHO
Azure: i died everytime i yolo
Skylar: EVER SEEN PYSCHO WITH WEAPON?
Azure: mm .. throwing axe?
Skylar: WITH GUN?
Azure: it drops gun thouhg
Azure: though
Skylar: DROPS GUN BECAUSE THEY NO NEED GUN
Azure: but bosses use guns and still trop em
Azure: *drop
Azure: jk
Skylar: THEY MEGA SWAG SWAG SO THEY BUY GUN BUT NO USE
Azure: go ahead
Azure: so ..
Azure: how do i use this axe?
Skylar: HOLD IT IN RIGHT HAND
Skylar: THROW WITH YOUR SHOULDER
Azure: don't have any axe
Skylar: SHIT OUT AXE
[19:59] <Lazors> man it's a good thing people don't see what i write here
I cried for 3 weeks when I lost the account my Borderlands 2 stuff was on. Please don't make me cry over my level 70 Krieg with Flame of the Firehawk and all the customizable items. He was beautiful ;~;