i was accepted for loving my happy meals and apple juice

i feel spheshul

you're accepted but in order to join you have to build us a wall made out of candy canes and then eat all the candy canes without knocking over the wall.

Video required.

Done deal I'll even throw in my apple juice

Name (Real name): Brandon
Gender: Male
Age: 16
GMT: +10
Belt: White belt, and improving
Why do you want to join: I would like to join this clan [duck] because it seems like a very fun and exciting clan to hang around with and socialise with others, which i love to do
Past Clans: No
Why did you leave your past clan?: No
What can you offer? : I believe i can and will offer support for others in the clan and Companionship.
Infraction/ban history (please be honest): No
If your Uncle Jack got stuck on an elephant, would you help your Uncle Jack off?: Yes because, he is trying to jack off the elephant
Invited by some one?: No
Special Skills?: In game, not at the moment, but on the outside of life im a soccer freestyler and i am good at anything you are willing to throw at me
Are you a funny guy? Prove it: I believe i am a funny guy depending on whether or not you think im funny, im definitely not going to be funny if your not. Vice Versa.
Player card: .
Sp/mp replays: None at the moment.
Do you accept hipotibor as your lord and savior? I accept hipotibor as my lord and savior

we already have a brenden

Quick quality test, a faggot, nigger and sandmonkey are in a room. Which one gets hung first? Keep in mind, only one answer is correct.

Aiden, a faggot
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lol a sand monkey ;)

Unfortunately that is the wrong answer. I hear Parrot would love to have you.

how so?

Because Parrot would love to have you.