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Clapping man controls Africa
I was just watching television and this ad came on. It was one of those "make you feel guilty so you'll sponsor a child in Africa" ads, but it was really weird.
It had this kind of pedophile-looking man with a mustache, gray hair, and huge shiny glasses sitting in a chair clapping his hands every few seconds. The camera was slowly rotating around him, and a voice over kicked in saying something along the lines of:
"Every time this man claps his hands together, a child in Africa dies of starvation or disease. Sponsor a child today to end the needless deaths blah blah blah."
So this got me thinking, science is pretty much false. I mean, I know some philosophers and scientists would claim that religion and a belief in magic is a sign of ignorance and stupidity, but how the hell can they explain this? How the fuck is this pedophile guy killing African children by clapping his hands?
I'm fucking scared right now and glad im not African. I was wondering is that guy God? Or is he supposed to be God? Why does he clap his hands? Why is he killing these negro people?
If he claps backwards will they come back to life? What if he claps with one hand only?
Anyhow I've been looking on the net as to how and why this guy is killing people by clapping but I'm pretty fucking freaked out. Thought I'd share this with you guys anyway...........
It had this kind of pedophile-looking man with a mustache, gray hair, and huge shiny glasses sitting in a chair clapping his hands every few seconds. The camera was slowly rotating around him, and a voice over kicked in saying something along the lines of:
"Every time this man claps his hands together, a child in Africa dies of starvation or disease. Sponsor a child today to end the needless deaths blah blah blah."
So this got me thinking, science is pretty much false. I mean, I know some philosophers and scientists would claim that religion and a belief in magic is a sign of ignorance and stupidity, but how the hell can they explain this? How the fuck is this pedophile guy killing African children by clapping his hands?
I'm fucking scared right now and glad im not African. I was wondering is that guy God? Or is he supposed to be God? Why does he clap his hands? Why is he killing these negro people?
If he claps backwards will they come back to life? What if he claps with one hand only?
Anyhow I've been looking on the net as to how and why this guy is killing people by clapping but I'm pretty fucking freaked out. Thought I'd share this with you guys anyway...........
Lol, he is representing how many kids die over there because of starvation.
By clapping he was showing you how recent it happens etc.
ahh kids, gotta love em'
By clapping he was showing you how recent it happens etc.
ahh kids, gotta love em'
Last edited by Powelly; Dec 13, 2008 at 02:42 AM.
massive 
it shows him clapping his hands because its demonstrating that every time he claps his hands a child dies from poverty or disease or some crap.
its not him killing children. theyve done measures or something that tells them that every three seconds, and child dies from poverty. thats why all of those retarded commercials for the white bracelet thing happened years ago.
idiot thread fails
it shows him clapping his hands because its demonstrating that every time he claps his hands a child dies from poverty or disease or some crap.
its not him killing children. theyve done measures or something that tells them that every three seconds, and child dies from poverty. thats why all of those retarded commercials for the white bracelet thing happened years ago.
idiot thread fails
