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[Event] Write me a story :^)
So, the rules are simple.
-Write the best story
-Follow the guidelines
-
?
-Profit
The winnings will be everything in my inventory and a specialized drawing that I will make for you, the winner, yeah.
The guidelines are
-It must be a story about me
-Random
-Include Internet :^)
Date due = 48 hours from this post.
The judging will be made by me.
Opinion based, and if you followed the rules (they're quite easy).
Thanks burs!
p.s - if you get infracted for your story i will draw a picture for you, no im not condoning bad behaviour but it would still be sweg.
EDIT: YOU CAN POST MORE THAN ONE STORY, I GUESS.
-Write the best story
-Follow the guidelines
-
?-Profit
The winnings will be everything in my inventory and a specialized drawing that I will make for you, the winner, yeah.
The guidelines are
-It must be a story about me
-Random
-Include Internet :^)
Date due = 48 hours from this post.
The judging will be made by me.
Opinion based, and if you followed the rules (they're quite easy).
Thanks burs!
p.s - if you get infracted for your story i will draw a picture for you, no im not condoning bad behaviour but it would still be sweg.
EDIT: YOU CAN POST MORE THAN ONE STORY, I GUESS.
Last edited by hobo; Jul 12, 2013 at 05:47 AM.
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AWOL Clan Mod
Once upon a time, I was taking a walk.
This walk was so amazing, that I ended up falling down and becoming paralyzed because my walk was awesome and my swag was just too much for my feet.
Hobo was walking beside me, holding my hand because we are a couple and love each other dearly.
I told him that I was pregnant, and he punched me in the stomach and shouted "lol fuk u cunt u r ded 2 me" while running away from me.
Internet died.
pics of interstupid and arapoon:
Our child:
This walk was so amazing, that I ended up falling down and becoming paralyzed because my walk was awesome and my swag was just too much for my feet.
Hobo was walking beside me, holding my hand because we are a couple and love each other dearly.
I told him that I was pregnant, and he punched me in the stomach and shouted "lol fuk u cunt u r ded 2 me" while running away from me.
Internet died.
pics of interstupid and arapoon:
lol hahahah
Our child:
:^)
Last edited by Aracoon; Jul 13, 2013 at 02:08 AM.
Requiescat in pace
Okay so once upon a time Hobo's dad was scarface and he had sex with a hooker and hobo was born.
Hobo was unlike most boys his age. He had no forehead. Despite being different though, he was never sad.
When people made fun of him he tracked them down and kidnapped them in their sleep, and then left them tied up in a forest to rot.
He grew up with a strong disposition, not willing to change for anyone, not even the police. Once time he tripped on the sidewalk and he went to the ER for fighting the pavement.
As he grew up he learned some basic truths in life. That drugs and sex are all that matter. He knew deep down that it didn't matter how he obtained these things. The man could not keep him down. When he turned 16 he dropped out of highschool and fused a metal plate onto his forehead, utilizing his metal plate as a way to beat his foes to death.
While many moralfags would say he was twisted in the mind, he found no happiness in murder. Only sexual pleasure.
When he left school he took to selling hard drugs, but knew it wasn't where his heart was.
He moved his business to Somalia and began a human trafficking business on the side. He slowly learned that that was where his heart was, and focused more on that. One day when he was inspecting his slaves he stumbled upon a young 13 year old boy named internet. He asked, "What's your name, kid?"
He timidly replied, "I-internet, sir." Hobo then peed on internet's forehead and said "I hate the shy ones." He then took him into a secluded room where he subsided for multiple days. After a week someone came inside the room to make sure hobo was okay. They only found hobo lying on the ground dead with a giant smile on his face, scattered around him were the dismembered limbs of internet, partially eaten by hobo. Written on the walls in blood, there is historical evidence of hobo finding peace in the gospel of shrek.
The end.
Hobo was unlike most boys his age. He had no forehead. Despite being different though, he was never sad.
When people made fun of him he tracked them down and kidnapped them in their sleep, and then left them tied up in a forest to rot.
He grew up with a strong disposition, not willing to change for anyone, not even the police. Once time he tripped on the sidewalk and he went to the ER for fighting the pavement.
As he grew up he learned some basic truths in life. That drugs and sex are all that matter. He knew deep down that it didn't matter how he obtained these things. The man could not keep him down. When he turned 16 he dropped out of highschool and fused a metal plate onto his forehead, utilizing his metal plate as a way to beat his foes to death.
While many moralfags would say he was twisted in the mind, he found no happiness in murder. Only sexual pleasure.
When he left school he took to selling hard drugs, but knew it wasn't where his heart was.
He moved his business to Somalia and began a human trafficking business on the side. He slowly learned that that was where his heart was, and focused more on that. One day when he was inspecting his slaves he stumbled upon a young 13 year old boy named internet. He asked, "What's your name, kid?"
He timidly replied, "I-internet, sir." Hobo then peed on internet's forehead and said "I hate the shy ones." He then took him into a secluded room where he subsided for multiple days. After a week someone came inside the room to make sure hobo was okay. They only found hobo lying on the ground dead with a giant smile on his face, scattered around him were the dismembered limbs of internet, partially eaten by hobo. Written on the walls in blood, there is historical evidence of hobo finding peace in the gospel of shrek.
The end.
Last edited by THIGGIST; Jul 12, 2013 at 04:51 AM.
Once apon a Hobo...
There was once a hobo. Not any hobo but a Hobomoose. He just wasn't any moose. A cool Hobo who got his moose cut off of him. The surgery wasn't very sound as it could be. He fractured his limbs in the surgery. Then there was this fine lad named Internet , he made sure to make hobo laugh when he had no limbs. He then had limbs because echoforce. After that there was a epic battle, The great battle of 0'4 , ZeTo vs. Hobo the rap battle was so intense that life itself had to watch before these gods as they shoot rhymes cannons at eachother. I will post the fight but. Be prepared as this was as intense as it could ever get.
There was once a hobo. Not any hobo but a Hobomoose. He just wasn't any moose. A cool Hobo who got his moose cut off of him. The surgery wasn't very sound as it could be. He fractured his limbs in the surgery. Then there was this fine lad named Internet , he made sure to make hobo laugh when he had no limbs. He then had limbs because echoforce. After that there was a epic battle, The great battle of 0'4 , ZeTo vs. Hobo the rap battle was so intense that life itself had to watch before these gods as they shoot rhymes cannons at eachother. I will post the fight but. Be prepared as this was as intense as it could ever get.
Battle of 0'4
After this Fight of 0'4 Hobo was crippled. Not physically but mentally , his dignity was taken away. He was so low that he even scammed echoforce...
this was a sad day for hobo as he was being made fun of everyone in the world.
Here is what happened...
After this fateful year, Hobo finally proved himself. He repaid his debt to Echoforce and then went to die by scarface because. scarface
this was a sad day for hobo as he was being made fun of everyone in the world.
Here is what happened...
After this fateful year, Hobo finally proved himself. He repaid his debt to Echoforce and then went to die by scarface because. scarface
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