Ok, this is going to be a weird request so stick with me for the duration. I would like a purple and green sig, 500 x 100, with a cartoon wrist slashed and bleeding on the right. On the bottom left I would like "Xx_Cut-My-Wrist_xX" in black, with a pink & Yellow fire-y outline. Alls the monies I have are yours if you do this for me.

Crutial Details
Width: 500
Height: 100
Main colors: Purple/Green
Text: Bottom left, black text with pink/yellow highlight Text = "Xx_Cut-My-Wrist_xX"
Misc. Details: Cartoon-y slashed wrist at right