captivated by my charm, or find my jokes funny. I consider them "followers",
but usually my intellect is superior to theirs, and so I can't really "connect" as well as I'd like.
I'm basically more intellectually advanced than all of them, they're pretty good friends.
Secret category 4) A couple people who are EXACTLY like me, and we mostly rant about how disgusting humanity is, how we just want to purge the world of idiocy, rant about how amanda todd deserved to die for being such a little shit, and also argue very negatively about minor details we don't agree on.
If you're really serious, then I don't understand why anyone would want to hang
out with you. You seem very stuck up, self important etc. No better than the
people you claim to be better than.
If you aren't serious then I'm sorry for being dumb.
And if you weren't, taking your first date shopping means the girl doesn't want to spend time with you.